Sunday, February 25, 2007

Oscar Predictions!



BEST PICTURE
Will win: Little Miss Sunshine
Should win:
Little Miss Sunshine **or** The Queen

BEST DIRECTOR
Will win:
Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Should win: Paul Greengrass, United 93

BEST ACTOR

Will win:
Forest Whitaker, The Last King Of Scotland
Should win: Forest Whitaker, The Last King Of Scotland

BEST ACTRESS
Will win:
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Should win: Helen Mirren, The Queen

BEST SUPP. ACTOR
Will win:
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Should win: Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls

BEST SUPP. ACTRESS
Will win:
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Should win: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Will win:
Peter Morgan, The Queen
Should win: Peter Morgan, The Queen

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Will win:
William Monahan, The Departed
Should win: Alfonso Cuaron et al., Children Of Men

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Will win:
Emanuel Lubezki, Children Of Men
Should win: Emanuel Lubezki, Children Of Men

BEST EDITING
Will win:
Babel
Should win: United 93

BEST ART DIRECTION
Will win:
Dreamgirls
Should win: Dreamgirls

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Will win:
Marie-Antoinette
Should win: Marie-Antoinette

BEST SCORE
Will win:
Gustavo Santaollala, Babel
Should win: Javier Navarrete, Pan's Labyrinth

BEST SONG
Will win:
"Listen", Dreamgirls
Should win: "Patience", Dreamgirls

BEST MAKEUP
Will win:
Pan's Labyrinth
Should win: Pan's Labyrinth

BEST SOUND
Will win:
Dreamgirls
Should win: Dreamgirls

BEST SOUND EDITING
Will win:
Letters From Iwo Jima
Should win: Letters From Iwo Jima

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Will win:
Pirates Of The Caribbean -- Dead Man's Chest
Should win: Superman Returns

BEST ANIMATED FILM
Will win:
Happy Feet
Should win: Happy Feet

BEST FOREIGN FILM
Will win:
Pan's Labyrinth
Should win: Indigenes

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Will win:
An Inconvenient Truth
Should win: *haven't really seen enough to make a call*

Saturday, February 24, 2007

My blog discipline is TERRIBLE!


Isn't it? I keep promising that I'll write regular blogs, and I never do. No discipline whatsoever. And then the other day, I actually got off my ass and started writing a Berlin Film Festival blog -- and my bloody Internet crashed halfway through, didn't save the damn thing, and it all got lost (I'm not going to lie, I was kind of happy about it -- I couldn't be arsed to finish that one).

So anyway. Here I am. And I'll revise my blog ambitions -- I'm now shooting for one post a week, with the week's updates. Kind of like a Sunday afternoon type thing -- me, a mug of tea (*insert gay joke here*), on the couch, with my feet up and the laptop on my lap, typing away. Let's see if I can stick to that.

As for today's rant, let's start with what you've all been waiting for: the Berlin stuff. Or, at least, a shorter version of what the Berlin stuff was supposed to be. Summed up, it was all right -- I personally like Germany very much (the architecture's cool, the history's crazy, and the people are fun, in an idealistic kind of way), but Maz didn't take too much of a liking to it. The food's tricky, you gotta admit -- it's like they sprinkle some lukewarm vinegar and pickle on everything -- and the organization of the festival (which is supposed to be the best-organized in the world) was a little iffy. We got there on the first day to pick up our tickets and got yelled at by a German guy with clown hair and a massive chip on his shoulder, who claimed we had the wrong credit card for pickup, and started yelling at me that "you have to use your head, no?". Prick still got us the ticks. Using that credit card. Me 1, Germany 0.

We then proceeded onto the films (which is all there is to do, really, unless you have $200,000 and want to go to the film market and buy rights to a Stephen Dorff and Katherine Heigl film), and that was kind of split down the middle too. We saw:

Teeth -- Had gotten raves at Sundance, but I thought was a letdown. Girl has vagina dentata (ie, teeth in her basement), and she goes around "biting" the dick off of every guy who tries to shag her. And...that's pretty much it. It's repetitive, and there's a couple funny scenes and lines, but most of them obvious (ie, anyone making a movie about vagina dentata would've come up with them), and all the other laughs were just nervous laughter at the increasingly graphic footage of chopped-off Capt'n Willies. The acting's all right, but nothing to go through the roof for; and anyone at Sundance who called this a "great metaphor about the sexual power of women" is a dumbass who doesn't know anything about greatness, metaphors, sex, power, women or any combination of the above. The message of the film? All men are plotting to rape you -- and it's all right, just let anyone shag you, and that means you've got the power. (all together now -- "What...?") A massive letdown, and a missed opportunity. 3/10

Fucking Different New York --
Now THIS is funny (not the film. My post.). We booked tickets for this film really early, because the Berlinale website described it as "a collection of short documentaries showing little-known aspects of New York". Both Maz and I were like, "fuck yeah!". So we were hyped about it.
We go to the screening, right following TEETH, and we sit down. It starts. Shot on DV, the first short is about a woman getting a manicure. It shows her getting the manicure. It ends. Nothing interesting, little-known, or New Yorkesque about it. Fair enough. Film starts slow.
Follows crappy YouTube-worthy footage of two 15 year olds tying each other's neckties. Cheesy, obvious, painful homo-erotic subtext as the footage repeats itself in slow-mo. People start laughing and walking out.
Third short -- a heartbreaking love story for the whole family. A fat Russian woman is masturbating on a warehouse floor -- which floor covered in what seems to be either baby powder, milk powder, or cocaine. Cut to the same fat Russian woman walking down a small town street, with subtitle V.O. telling us how she is in disguise (read, a head scarf), because she pledged when she left the small town that if she ever came back, she'd kill herself. She goes up the stairs to her apartment. There she meets a young Asian girl, crouched and peeing on her doorstep. The Asian girl asks for toilet paper. The fat Russian woman lets her into her flat. The Asian girl goes into the shower, fully clothed, and starts undressing under the water (that's how I do it too, actually). The fat Russian woman comes into the shower with her. They start making out. Cut to them in the living room. The fat Russian woman is running a butcher's knife between the Asian girl's thighs. Cut back to the warehouse. The Russian woman is still masturbating, nearing climax -- but now there's a 17th century chandelier hanging right above her, and a bulldozer is driving towards her. Fade out.
Fourth short film. Two men in their 50s and 60s are walking through the woods, one of them holding the other one in a leash. A woman is snapping pictures of them. The leasher starts whip-spanking the leashee by a big rock, as the woman's voice starts going, "That's it. You've got a nice ass. That's the tiniest little asshole."
That's when we walked out -- but I assume the rest only got better. We were joined outside by about 40 or 50 other people, all exclaiming variations of "BUT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH NEW YORK!" and "I didn't know it meant THAT kind of "fucking different"!".
I've got nothing against queer films. And trust me, I've got nothing against porn. But that crap was just pointless, sick, disturbing, and a waste of every single frame. Watch YouTube and you'll find videos of better quality -- and read Bizarre magazine, and you'll see stuff that's got more psychological weight. -7/10

Away From Her --
A tale of Alzheimer's directed by actress Sarah Polley and starring Julie Christie and Gordon Pinsent, the film also made a splash in Sundance. It's the story of a couple in their 60s. The woman gets Alzheimer's and has to be put in a home, where one of the rules is that she can have no visits for the first month. By the time her husband is allowed to visit her, she's forgotten him, and seems to be in love with someone else...
It's a decent film, with a couple very, very, very moving moments, and some pretty damn good acting. Its problem is that it doesn't stand out in any way, shape, or form -- it's your run-of-the-mill "well, Alzheimer's is sad" story, with no specific voice or point of view to it. And while the directing is competent, and both Christie and Pinsent are good, the film is let down by some of the supporting cast -- esp. Michael Murphy, who plays his character as just another grumpy, selfish, lazy old cunt; and Olympia Dukakis, who just plays Olympia Dukakis. It also doesn't help that the script mostly revolves around a plot device (the one-month rule) that hasn't really existed in reality since the 70s-80s.
In the end, it very much feels like a Lifetime film (as Maz succintly summed it up), and a solid one at that, but no more no less. 6.5/10

Hallam Foe --
The highlight of the festival. David McKenzie ("Young Adam", "Asylum")'s newest, it stars Jamie Bell, Sophia Myles, Claire Forlani and Ciaran Hinds in the story of an 18-year old kid with voyeuristic tendencies, obsessed with his mother's death, who runs away from home to Edinburgh, and meets this woman who looks like his mother when she was young, and he starts spying on her. Terrific, terrific film -- I don't want to say anything else about it because it's got a very unique personality and tone that's better appreciated if unexpected, but definitely watch it. Directed with plenty of confidence, and terrifically acted (Bell and Myles most of all -- he proves he can do much much more than Billy Elliott, and she, I think, will be one of acting's next big things) -- in a few words, it's exactly what independent film should be. 9/10


Eagle Vs. Shark -- Another one we missed at Sundance but really really wanted to see -- and this time we weren't disappointed. A great quirky rom-com, with very very cool characters, a dozen laugh out loud moments, and a fun, unique voice behind it. If you like rom coms, quirky coms, or any other kind of com, check it out -- it's worth a couple hours, and it'll make you feel good about your day, and isn't that what films are for? 8/10

Angel -- The height of our trip -- Francois Ozon's new film, starring Romola Garai, Sam Neill, Charlotte Rampling and our own friend (whom Mary introduced me to a few months ago) Michael Fassbender. The film is a very stylized piece, which tries to emulate 30s films (down to the style of acting and to using rear projection for outdoor scenes in coaches), which tells the story of Angel, a young girl in early 20th century London, who dreams of becoming a famous writer. It's a very melodramatic affair, and sometimes it feels like a spoof (to be honest, I wondered if it was a few times along the way), so I didn't quite know what to think about it. Ozon's trying to be a 30s film also means he hits a lot of what are now cheesy cliches, and unfortunately, he doesn't infuse enough originality into them to really pull them off. The script is very stiff, with much of the dialogue drawing unintentional laughs, and I have to admit I'm no fan of Romola Garai's -- she's got the class and grace of a pig in a china shop, and she takes a lot away from the film in my opinion. The character's a hard fucking sell from the start (to call a cat a cat, she's a self-involved, arrogant, rude bitch, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever), and she'd have needed an actress with some charm and subtlety to make her interesting -- but Garai fails completely. She just feels just as self-involved, arrogant, and rude -- and she acts as if she were onstage in an Ibsen revival. Not a big fan.
The rest of the cast saves the film somewhat -- Sam Neill (whom we met at the Marriott in Berlin, Michael introducing us -- I'll be honest and admit I had the Jurassic Park theme playing in my head all the way through) is his usual likeable self; Charlotte Rampling plays the emotionally frigid upper-class woman Ozon usually casts her as, but she does it well; and Michael, in all honesty and objectivity, is pretty damn good too. There's something a little blunt in his performance, but methinks it's to conform to the old school type of acting Ozon was going for, but there's also charisma there. It also helps that Esme's the best character of the lot, the one who undergoes the most interesting arc -- he starts as a smart-mouth painter, who's actually really insecure about his paintings; and ends up an amputee veteran of WWI -- but Michael infuses life into him. Any moments of emotion in the film that the audience reacted to involved his character, and that's saying something. 5/10

That was last week. We've been back since Monday (flying easyjet, which was quite fun -- our stewards were pretty funny), and we've been working regularly since. I finished picture editing on my short film, still titled Love In Sound, and am now working with a young company, Axis Post, on grading and color correction through a DI. It's a question of budget whether we'll be able to keep that up, but I'd love to -- the woman I'm in touch with there is called Vanessa Taylor, she knows her shit down pat, and she was with WETA (Peter Jackson's visual FX shinding in New Zealand) for years before moving to the UK, so it'd be great to keep on with someone of that quality. I'm running numbers in my head now and then I'll make them an offer and see how it goes.

Maz and I are now considering what we should do with the next few months'. We both have goals in June: she wants to run on the Zach Braff-helmed remake of Open Hearts, and I'm hoping to get some work on Indiana Jones 4, so we're trying to get all the cards on our side for both of those. For me, it means I'm hustling my ASS off to get some work on one of the big films being shot in the spring -- be it The Dark Knight, or Iron Man, or Hellboy 2, or What Just Happened?, or Steven Soderbergh's Che Guevara movies, or any of another of 2-3 options. (Wish me luck. Please. ;)). As for Mary, a lot of it involves being in New York if possible, keeping in touch with the people she's gotten ahold of at Paramount, and keeping her finger on the film's pulse (ie, will it happen or not?). So wish her luck on that too. Please too.

And that's what's keeping us busy most of the time these days. A highlight of the week was a dinner Maz organized a couple of days ago in a small cheap and cheerful Italian restaurant in Kensington, where she gathered many of her creative friends, so we could all meet each other, and hopefully spark some new close friendships and collaborations, and it was a brilliant experience. Surrounded around the one same table were (this is me recording it for posterity, just in case anything does come out of it -- because it felt like one of those things): Mary Kerr, Clare Kerr, Jenny O'Reilly, Michael Fassbender, Lydia Leonard, Mary's cousins Louise and Harry Ipswich, Maddy Elles-Hill, Anna Green-Armytage, and Charles Vaughan. And yours truly. Remember those names...REMEMBER!

It was an awesome experience -- like being called back to the mother ship -- the first time I've really ever sat with a dozen people essentially of the same species as me, who cared about the same things, knew and talked of the same things, and were all driven and willing to take the same risks and chances. And it was inspiring to be sitting there, exchanging stories with people who struggle in the same way you do, and even some who've, to an extent, succeeded, and are up for even bigger things. I -- and I'm not the only one -- hope Maz will make it into a regular thing.

In any case -- we're about to go watch Volver, and I'm holding everybody up, so I'm gonna run. But I'll be back tomorrow, very quickly, with my Oscar predictions.

Cheers,

Ten Cents

Monday, February 12, 2007

The BAFTAs are in!


That's right -- the BAFTAs are in! Whoop whoop, celebration in the streets!

I know I've inundated anyone coming on here enough for today (with the three previous entries), but the BAFTAs are an important deal to anyone in film, so let me comment quickly:

Mare's Family and I Compete! -- That's right, we had a little BAFTA Prediction Contest, as a little warm-up before doing the same with the Oscars (a tradition if you're a film geek in any way). It was a very close race -- I ended up with 12 points (ie, the right prediction in 12 categories out of 23), Maz with 10 (I won on Adapted Screenplay and Director, is what it came down to -- she predicted Notes On A Scandal and Stephen Frears for those, for which she very well might've been right, so we pretty much tied) and Lara with 7 (she had a lot riding on Casino Royale). I get very caught up in these little contests -- if I'm by myself with no grown-ups, I yell, curse, and shake my fist when I hear results (even more so with the Oscars), partly because I want to make sure I win the bloody contest, and partly because I feel personally wronged when someone I thought should've won get fucked out of their award. So yesterday went well -- close enough, but well, and it also proves that Mare and I know what we're talking about, which is nice.

Scotland and Pan take 3 -- One of my big satisfactions of the evening was The Last King Of Scotland taking home the most gongs with three, namely Best British Film, Best Actor, and Best Adapted Screenplay (although someone will have to explain to me how The Queen can take Best Film overall, but not Best British Film, despite being a British film and nominated -- doesn't anyone feel guilty of that kind of political voting, where you treat Best British as a consolation prize, and don't straightforwardly just vote on which one you think is the bloody best?). Mare was very big on James McAvoy getting Best Supporting Actor, which I think he could've and would've deserved, but Alan Arkin took that -- undeservedly, I thought, as Arkin delivers a very good performance in Little Miss Sunshine, but in no way as layered or important to their respective movies as McAvoy's, or even Michael Sheen's perf in The Queen (my personal pick). I mean, Arkin didn't even stick out from his own cast -- I thought Steve Carrell and Paul Dano all made just as good an impression.
As for Pan getting Foreign Film, Costume Design and Make Up & Hair...I think the latter is definitely deserved. Foreign Film, well...I haven't seen Volver but I do feel somewhat bad for Pedro Almodovar, who was praised to the high heavens when the film came out, and has now pretty much been forgotten by every voting body. And as for Costume Design, I feel both Marie Antoinette and Dead Man's Chest would've been worthier choices, but what are you going to do. One thing I think Pan deserved that it didn't get was Best Music, which Babel most definitely does NOT deserve -- one of the things that ticked me off on the night.

All Films Recognized With 2 -- There was a little handful of films recognized with 2 nods, and that made me quite happy -- I personally think all of those films are damn good films, and was glad none of them got overlooked. The Queen got Best Film and, predictably, Best Actress, comforting Helen Mirren's status for the Oscar, and I think in a way making sure the film got the recognition it deserved despite not really deserving any technical awards. United 93's Best Director and Best Editing were both very well deserved, and I think Greengrass definitely deserves that nod, as his work directing that film is 100% what makes it work, no question about it, and very few people could've pulled that feat off. Little Miss Sunshine gets Best Original Screenplay -- rightly so, and it will at the Oscars too -- and Best Supporting Actor -- less deservedly so, as I said. It was nice to see Children Of Men, one of the top films of the year in my mind, to take Cinematography and Production Design -- both by far deserved, both by far earned, and unfortunately both very likely to be overlooked by the Oscars. So well done! (Good night for Alfonso Cuaron, too -- that's 5 awards for films he's directed or produced).

The Departed gets nothing -- There is a God. Somewhere, in hiding -- but there is one. In the holy words of Homer Simpson -- WOO-HOO!

Eva Green gets Rising Star -- Ridiculous. Number one, none of the actors nom'd are Rising Stars -- they're Risen Stars. They're here, man. Number two, Eva Green was an empty, annoying, unmoving Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale, and there's at least a half dozen actresses who would've been better chosen. She's beautiful -- I'll give her that -- but judging from that and all her other roles, she's not that special an actress. Decent, sure, maybe good in certain parts -- but she won't make that big a splash. Mark my words.

Random Thoughts -- Helen Mirren seems like a wicked person. So does Kate Winslet. Jake Gyllenhaal is charming, good-looking -- not so funny, though. Ian McKellen is brilliant. Sienna Miller is drop dead gorgeous. The BAFTA crowd is rough as hell. Simon Pegg is funny. Stephen Frears is a rude, arrogant cunt (and I use the four-letter word fully aware of how WRONG it is). That location manager who accepted the Honorary Award gave the most intellectuallo-fartsy, incomprehensible acceptance speech I have ever, ever heard anyone utter. Andrea Arnold -- stop kidding yourself, you've won an Oscar, you're in your 40s or 50s, you hardly qualify as a newcomer. I'm annoyed at people who won't show up to collect their awards, either -- you're nominated, it's a big deal of an award, the crowning achievement of some people's career, all you have to do is fly over, get the award, say thank you, go see a show the next day, and then fly back out (I mean you, Jennifer Hudson -- how sad you'll be when Adriana Barraza walks away with your Oscar...I hope.). And what's with showing the thing on TV three hours after it actually happens, cutting out plenty of stuff? Maybe that's why people don't show up to get their awards -- if Britain isn't even going to treat its own Academy Awards with respect and importance, then why should anyone else? And why do people keep taking the piss out of Daniel Craig? So he's the Golden Boy of the night. No need to be unfunny, petty school bullies about it, you jealous fucks -- he's obviously not enjoying the "humor", and he's been through enough "funny" criticism to make you all crawl back up your Mummy's snatch, so leave the fucking guy alone. That, and he could act circles around you. With a blindfold on.

**Later this week: An update on how the work is going, and from Thurs. to Monday -- daily Berlin Film Festival posts!**

West End Review: Evita (2007)

Last week was Maz's and my 8-month anniversary (ah, kid, how they celebrate the little things -- and we're proud to, too), so as a treat, we decided to go out for a show and dinner. We picked Evita, which is supposed to currently be the best show in the West End, has gotten rave reviews, and has fulfilled every expectation it had drawn to itself being the first UK production of the classic in, apparently, nearly 30 years.

Now some of you might be wondering why I'd include something like this in a blog that's supposed to be about my, and our, working our way in the film business, trying to make movies, and trying to learn a few things along the way. Well, I happen to think every art form can be enlightening to another -- musical theater relating to film especially. Musicals have a certain sense of rhythm, and pace, and structure, and bring their emotions about in very interesting ways -- ways that, if thought and used the right way, could be, I think, used in a movie, and successfully so. Evita particulary so, since it's an extremely operatic piece, and the music is really, at the core, how it tells the story (there's no speaking at all in the show).

I have also personally been a long time fan of musicals (go ahead, go ahead -- bring on the gay jokes), which I think are a tremendous achievement -- you need to match lyrics to music to orchestration to staging to set and costume design to performance to lighting to a million othe things...And when done right, I think a musical is a unique, terrific form of escapism, that only film, in any way, shape or form, can equal. My father is a huge Andrew Lloyd Webber fan, as is Mare's, and I grew up seeing musicals here and there -- the first one I can consciously remember being Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, which we saw in London. I was tiny, I was restless, and I thought a musical was a horrible idea -- dress up and sit in a dark room for 2 hours, watching over-emotional people sing and dance? No thank you. But my parents, bless their hearts, made us go, and I remember having the best time of my life -- even slipping out of my seat to sit on the steps in the aisle to have a better view. I was caught, hook, line, sinker, and fisherman. We bought the soundtrack CD that night, and I remember learning it by heart, and have been thrilled by musicals since. I've seen a couple in the West End since (Starlight Express, Guys & Dolls, The Phantom Of The Opera, Les Miserables a long time ago), and Cats in New York with my family, and when I finally moved to New York in 2005, I made sure to see as many as I could. Over the next 18 months period, I saw, off the top of my head, Mamma Mia!, Tarzan, Sweet Charity, The Producers, The Lion King, The Beauty & The Beast, Wicked, Chicago, Avenue Q, Monty Python's Spamalot, Rent, The Woman In White and within weeks of being back in the UK, Mare and I had also gone to see We Will Rock You. It's a thrill, to me -- only with movies am I disappointed so much by a bad show and inspired and carried away so much with a good show.

Evita, in that regard, was a tremendous inspiration. Along with last year's Guys & Dolls at the Piccadilly Theater, starring Ewan McGregor and Jane Krakowski (both mind-blowingly amazing), it's by far the best musical I have seen in years. It's no coincidence considering they've been directed, choreographed and set designed by the same team, people about whom I'd like to say a quick word, I'm so awed with their skill.
First, obviously, is the director. Michael Grandage -- pretty much the best stage director in the UK. The man is the artistic director of the Donmar Warehouse (having succeeded to now world-famous Sam Mendes, director of American Beauty and Road To Perdition). Without my knowing of it until last week, Grandage is the man behind both those musicals, but also one of the best plays I have seen in my life, Frost/Nixon -- in a completely different style. At the Donmar he produced some great classics, from Ibsen to Schiller, but also some modern greats (most notably Sam Shepard's The God Of Hell), and kept the stars coming to the house, hiring Ian McKellen to headline The Cut. The man's only been directing for a decade, having risen to fame in 2001 with his direction of Edward II, starring Joseph Fiennes, and he's already got 3 or 4 Olivier Awards. Evita and Guys & Dolls are Grandage's first big musicals -- and they're both life-changingly amazing. If I were a kid who dug dancing or singing and I saw one of those, I'd be ready to dedicate my life to the stage -- forever. They're that good.
His partner Rob Ashford, who choreographed the fantastic dance pieces in both musicals, is a Broadway veteran, and has also worked in film -- on Love Walked In and Beyond The Sea. His dance sets are the kind you don't see in musicals anymore -- dozens of dancers, all perfectly in sync, flying up in the air and bouncing off of walls, the stuff of 1930s MGM musicals. There isn't a single show other than the ones this man has choreographed where the dancing made me dream the way the dancing in West Side Story, Guys & Dolls and Singin' In The Rain made me dream as a kid.
As for production designer Christopher Oram, he's done several of Grandage's plays -- Guys & Dolls, Frost/Nixon, Grand Hotel, and this. Everything he works on makes me wonder at how the hell they came up with those amazing sets -- from all the different sets (the sewer tube, the mission, the streets of New York, Cuba), all so simple but yet all so captivating, and all perfectly designed for the dance piece staged within, in Guys & Dolls; to the simple couches, chairs, and lighting schemes which, despite their bare-bones form, transports you from a film studio to California to the White House to an airplane in mid-flight in Frost/Nixon. And Evita, as I'll come to later, is no exception -- and the set and production design is one of the things that sparked the most challenging chain of thought in me after the show.

Now it must be said I've never seen Evita, the movie, in full -- I've watched it right up about to the "Good Night & Thank You" bit and somehow lost track. That was when I was about 14, or 15, and at the time I remember thinking Antonio Banderas was great, Madonna was all right, but the singing -- the very operatic, unique, oddly flowing type of song --, with absolutely no talking at any point, was a bit much for my lil brain to handle, and I lost track, and interest, halfway through. After seeing the show, watching the movie again is a new priority.

The show, currently at the Adelphi and running since the fall, operates around a tremendously cool set. Essentially, there are three big "stone mansions" on every side of the stage, with balconies, and all three of them can slide forward and back. The balcony of the back one -- from which Eva sings "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" -- also stretches forward on its own, which is used only once, at that specific time, to great effect. All three also have working on-set doors and stairs, which means that in the middle of a setpiece, actors can run up them, and pop out at the balcony -- making the staging flow even more naturally between different beats of the story.
But as the show starts, you see none of it -- a great black screen covers the stage, over which the first few moments play, projected. Then the screen rises, and "Requiem For Evita" all the way through "Buenos Aires" play in what seems like a simple courtyard, a wall at the end of the stage. Once Eva moves to Buenos Aires, the wall rises, revealing the three-mansion set-up. It's a terrific effect if unexpected, and probably even otherwise, as you spend the first couple songs wondering how the hell they're going to make that set work for the whole show.
From there on, every different location, even indoor ones, are brought to life with the simplest of artifices -- a spotlight, a red curtain, a microphone and the right type of sound transports you right into Peron's auditorium speech; and suitcases packed as a podium amazingly work as the only set design at all as Eva travels through Spain, Italy and France. This is, as I said, where my mind got really inspired -- how much money would people save on films, if they could look at a script with that kind of perspective, trying to imagine how they'd make everything work if they only had one stage to work with? That's how you'd come up with small, simple things that would be enough to recreate a space, or the illusion of that space -- and you wouldn't need big, sweeping, expensive shots; tremendously time- and money-consuming production design. You'd just need the bare minimum, and it works even more wonderfully. And if they can do it on stage, where the audience can still, technically, see everything else behind and around the action -- then it should be even easier for film, where just having the edges of a frame helps focus the audience's attention, and limit their knowledge of the illusion. That's something that, maybe stupidly, had never occurred to me so clearly before, and I love toying with it now, and I can't wait to give it a go on the next short film I (sadly for it) unleash on the world.

The costume design also works along the same simplicity -- since most every character is pretty much either working-class, upper-class, or military, Oram just allocates every one of the groups with a specific get-up -- rolled-up sleeve shirts, suspenders and boots for the working class men; fancy frocks and suits for the upper-class; and green uniforms and caps for the military. It's been done before, I know, but it works fantastically here, as you never quite notice the different ensemble actors switching places and outfits as you go -- and just see every crowd as a crowd, with an opinion and personality, which is one of the points of the piece itself.

The cast, quite simply, just confirmed one of my theater mottos: barring very rare exceptions, if in any way possible, you need to see a show with its first-run cast. In a day where many musicals just try and cast "names" to put over their marquee, regardless of how ill-equipped said names are for their parts (see Don Johnson in Guys & Dolls, a bunch of people from EastEnders in Mamma Mia!, and Tony Hadley following Huey Lewis in Chicago), it makes a world of difference to see a show in which every part is played by the actor it was most directly intended for, rehearsed for and with, and in a way created or recreated by.
Evita is perfect proof of that. Elena Roger, the tiny little Argentinian actress, has been much written and talked about, and rightly so -- she plays Eva in a way that pretty much makes you forget anyone else, including Madonna. She's got drive, she's got power, she's got crazy eyes and the perfect accent, and she can dance like the best of them -- the first half of the show sees her being thrown into the air and soaring across the stage. She feels, looks, and sounds like Evita, small in person, but imposing and intimidating, but she also pulls the frailty demanded by the second part of the show. She was terrific enough for Maz to actually ask if we could go round the back of the theater to get her autograph -- which we did, waiting there for 15-20 minutes in the cold -- and it was damn worth it, because she'll be remembered as one of the select few who made a character such as that one entirely their own.
She's joined there by Philip Quast, who plays Peron, and alternates from sweet big bear type, to threatening, strong man of power, as I suspect the real Peron did. Quast is a 3 time Olivier Award winner, apparently best known as one of the most memorable Javerts in Miserables history, and he makes Peron live and breathe again.
There's also Gary Milner, who makes a tremendous Magaldi -- funny, awkward, sleazy, and whose gaucheness for some reason reminded me of Tim McInnerny in Blackadder. He pulls off the singing like the best too, and his rendition of "On This Night Of A Thousand Stars", including clumsy little dance moves, is one of the most hilariously endearing things I've ever seen in the theater. I've since read in the program that Magaldi once played Fred Casely in Chicago, and I would love to see his version of "Mr. Cellophane". Very, very talented guy.
And then there's my favorite -- Che. Performed terrifically by Matt Rawles, physically perfectly cast with his rough stubble, broken nose, and slight arrogance, and who even puts on an amazingly believable Latino accent as he sings. He also dances quite well, and he just blows so much energy and soul into the whole show -- "And the Money Kept Rolling In" was my favorite setpiece of the show greatly thanks to him, as he bounced around, jumped around, and belted like a rock star. I'd love to keep track of the guy, or see if he's got the same intensity in other parts, or in non-singing parts, because I think I saw something there -- and I'm no eye for talent like Maz is (she told me of Sienna Miller and James McAvoy before anyone had even remotely heard of their existence), but I feel quite confident about this one.

There's no need to say anything about the world famous songs -- hats off once again to Mr. Rice and Mr. Lloyd Webber is all that needs to be said. The show starts at a high, "Requiem For Evita" starting off with the most horrific shriek of grief and pain, and you get pulled right into the show's very specific mood and atmosphere as soon as Che rock 'n roll-ridicules it all with "Oh What A Circus". Follows the hilarious "On This Night Of A Thousand Stars", and then the first amazingly impressive set piece of the show -- attaching "Eve & Magaldi (Beware Of The City)" and "Buenos Aires" into one, continually crescendo, sequence, adding dancers and singing faster and crazier as it goes. That's when Mare and I leaned forward in our seats and craned our necks -- and knew this show was gonna be something special. In some musicals, something like that is a climax, a finale. Here -- it was the end of the first act.
And, amazingly, it cues RIGHT into "Goodnight & Thank You", which works terrifically (I know -- I'm running out of complimentary adjectives), mostly thanks to Roger, Rawles and Magaldi -- and the casting of a couple of Eva's suitors, who are just, well, funny lookin'.
The show keeps building and building and building -- to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina", where everyone really just gets out of the way and lets Roger and the song shine; and finally to "Rainbow High" and "And The Money Kept Rolling In", which are chained together to end the 2nd act, and are an energy and intensity high -- rock show-esque in the way it captures you and makes you want to join in (including one bit where, over "Rainbow High", Roger changes outfits three times, while on stage, seamlessly). And from there, as Evita's strength and life leaves her, so does the show's hugeness, replaced with emotion, simplicity, and a different kind of intensity. Thematically it comes together perfectly (as working-class Che and ruling Peron subtly, and briefly, exchange a face-off by Eva's bed -- blink and you miss it), and suddenly you feel and miss Evita the same way the Argentinian people must have, after having felt an exciting mix of admiration and condescension for her up until that point.

Mare and I gave it a standing ovation -- the two of us, in the 4th row, followed by a dozen other people in the stalls and maybe several more in the circle. Even if no one had stood up, it would've been worth the chance.

I'm looking for Michael Grandage's contact information as we speak. And I hope not only that I can integrate some of his tricks and craft in my films somewhere down the line, but also, who knows, that I someday might be able to find a choreographer, learn a bit about music, and, who knows, direct a half-decent stage musical myself... (Hey, a kid's allowed to dream, in' he?)

World Premiere: Music & Lyrics


I know, I know -- this comes a bit late, considering said world premiere took place a week ago now already. But in spite of that, I'd still like to write a few words about it -- because I was there (my first premiere!), and as someone who wants to be involved in the business, that's something that counts, and I had some thoughts about it.

The whole shindig took place at London's very own Odeon Leicester Square (apparently Premiere Central when it comes to our lil' island), on a Monday evening (the film being released the following Friday -- don't premieres usually take place on Wednesdays?). The reason we got in, really, is because Lara (Mare's lovely sis -- thanks again!) was invited by a friend of hers, who works at Warner Bros., to go, but being swamped by work, she was nice enough to think of Mare and I first and ask if we wanted her tics. Obviously we did.

The actual showing of the film was scheduled for something like 7.45 or 8pm -- but they pretty much open the doors to the theater around 6.30, and if you're a regular paying or non-paying audience member (this was, apparently, a charity thing, so some people paid the skin off their nuggets to get in), the best thing to do is to just walk in right about then, enjoy the red carpet with no celebrities on it at all, and then, comfortably seated in the auditorium, with your popcorn and flat, tepid Diet Coke (ah, sponsorship), to watch said celebs arrive on the big screen. An even better idea on this particular night, since it was fairly cold and windy out (as it apparently tends to be in England. You don't say.).

There was quite a crowd outside -- mainly because whoever organized the premiere had the fun idea of setting up podiums all along the red carpet, and have three or four guys and three or four girls, dressed in cliched 80s pop outfits, dancing their bums off to blaring pop music. It's a way to draw attention. It was also quite fun -- this one guy in particular was giving it his absolute all, an ecstatic grin stapled to his fake-tanned face, and he was wearing trousers that were so tight they looked like he was wearing them under his skin. It's an odd feeling walking down that carpet, too, with a bunch of people ahead of you and another bunch right behind you. You tend to behave somewhat like a celebrity would -- trying to look cool, smiling no matter what you and your companion are talking about, casually looking out at the crowd and photographers every now and then (many of them reply back with a good ol' "who the fuck are YOU to be on that side of the barrier, you bastard?" look, which always warms the heart), and then aloofly sliding inside the theater doors, never to be seen again.

Two butch looking bald security guards check your tickets at the door, to make sure you're going to the right place -- which they do as rudely and unprofessionally as they can, just to make sure you understand that you might be a rich, superficial showbusiness twat, but they're serious, hard-working, won't-be-fooled-by-your-bullshit people. That's what they do when people like us walk in -- when Hugh and Drew walked in, oddly enough, the two pitbulls were much smilier and tamer. Must be the fresh air.

So you walk in, and you go up a couple flights of escalator stairs, passed the Music & Lyrics bar they set up on the first floor for the occasion and that you can't get into because you're neither famous nor sleeping with somebody famous, and you get into what seemed to me the most massive auditorium I have ever been to. Our seats were up in the balcony -- and it took a Peruvian guide and a lama to carry our bags for us to get there. It's quite a magical sight, actually, walking in; the lights are dimmed about halfway, so it's not exactly dark but getting there, and a dozen ushers are standing in the aisles with little flashlights, their little yellow lights dancing on walls and seats and people as they walk in. And on the big, massive screen is the red carpet outside -- where you were just seconds ago -- with the same people dancing and the same people waiting and the same dull dreary rain. It's surreal, to be honest.

So Maz and I found our seats, where our respective little popcorn bags and Diet Coke bottles were waiting, along with a program/credits list (quite a cool souvenir, if I dare say), and we just sat back and spent the next 45 minutes or so watching celebrities arrive, give interviews, smile for photographers, judging them as narrow-mindedly as we could as they went. There weren't that many of them -- that's one thing the organizers didn't seem to have put too much thought into -- as the only people there, really, were Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore (the stars), the director, and then Shilpa Shetty and her mom and a few other annoying people who were also, apparently, on Celebrity Big Brother (ah, how fame has lost its value. You could probably trade it for some coal at a good price somewhere). To make a long story short: the director looked like a pompous, aloof, self-involved prick, outfitted as if he just got off his couch after a long nap, and keeping his hands in the pockets of his North Face puffy jacket at all times (I mean, for fuck's sake, man, make an effort); Hugh was charming as usual but he and Jemima seemed to be having a bit of an argument (smiling all the way through it for the cameras -- you gotta love it); Drew looked sweet and gorgeous, but she was down there with a guy who kept dragging her around and clutching at her like he was Gollum and she was his precious; and paparazzis have really cool laptop computers they just hang off their chests and have hooked up to their cameras so they can just upload and send their photos literally within seconds of having taken them (which makes sense. I mean, the world MUST now about this NOW, and not a minute later!).

When that got done, everybody got inside the auditorium, and into their seats, and Hugh Grant gave a little opening speech -- as his usual charming and funny self, getting laughs out of every single person in the theater. Then came the producer, who grumbled on self-satisfactorily for a few minutes, putting everyone to sleep, and the director, who grumbled on self-satisfactorily some more, making sure the people who hadn't quite been sleeping yet wouldn't be left behind. And then came Drew Barrymore, who was squeakily lovely and charming, but not really interesting enough to stun everybody back to life.

And then came the film...

Music & Lyrics -- [Alex Fletcher (Hugh Grant) is a washed up 80s pop star who now makes a living from touring theme parks and private parties. But his career might just jolt back to life, as young Cora Corman (Haley Bennett), the biggest, hottest young pop star today (think Britney) is an old fan of his and wants him to write the single for her next album. There's only one hitch -- Alex can write melodies, but he's useless at writing lyrics. Enter Sophie Fisher (Drew Barrymore), Alex's unknowingly talented plant-watering girl...]
Sounds dreadful, dunnit? Well, it's actually much better than you'd think -- it doesn't quite gel, but it's still good fun...
...great thanks to one man, and one man only: Mr. Hugh Grant. It's plain and simple -- without him, the film is a bottom shelf turd. With him, it's actually a pretty cool affair, charming and entertaining. Grant delivers an almost About A Boy-esque performance, far from his sleek, mumbling Richard Curtis self, and here with a slight edge, and more irony, more sadness to his character. The guy is slightly pathetic, but in an understandable way -- he still lives in his 80s glory day, down to wearing tight pants and open-collared shiny shirts and tacky little neck wear, but he's got an irony about it, a fatalism, all of which gels into a consistent, three-dimensional character, entirely thanks to Grant's performance of him. It's brilliant -- and pretty much every laugh in the thing comes from something he does or says.
Drew Barrymore, in comparison, is a bit of a letdown -- she's mumbly, she feels like she's acting, and her character is nowhere near as memorable. She's the typical girl-with-crushed-dreams-who-needs-inspiration, and she doesn't give her character anything to make her stand out. She just plays run of the mill Drew Barrymore -- sweet, competent, better at tears than at funny, could've been played by any of 15 other actresses her age.
There's also a couple distracting casting choices -- Brad Garrett (from Everybody Loves Raymond), whose sheer unique physical presence, combined to the fact that he's not really that much of an actor (sorry, man, you seem like a cool guy), just serves to take you out of the film throughout; and Jason Antoon, who continues an unbroken run of useless, unfunny cranky little bastard roles started on TV (Spin City, E.R., Sex & The City) and perpetuated in film (Two Weeks Notice, The Producers). Just do us all a favor and fuck off to a cave somewhere, dude. I'll give you money and a medal if you do.
Haley Bennett -- who plays Britney-alike Cora Corman -- is wicked in her role, which also happens to be her first. I don't know if she's a good actress at all, or if she's just as vapid and vacant as her character, but she's right on the nose here -- stupid, shallow, unattractively and overly sexual, her spirituality all fucked up, with a nice twist at the end, and she absolutely delivers. Oh, and she's quite good at the singing, too -- and not bad to look at either, in a little California kitty-kat "should be on the OC" kind of way.
The direction is a little sloppy -- nothing out of the ordinary or above average about it, with some clunky editing and pacing here and there, and some clarity issues, and it essentially just gets to its point with tried-and-true rom com tricks and devices, all with a serious helping of music to help cue your emotions in the right direction. The script isn't much to celebrate either -- there's a few really funny situations, a few very funny lines, but all in all it gets lost in an imbroglio of motivations and subplots (I mean, the whole Sloan Cates book thing was just waaaay more complicated than it had any need, or right, to be), and it just trudges along nice and predictably, ticking off all the required rom com boxes (unlikely romance -- check; both characters need each other -- check; big end of 2nd act argument that seems to bring the relationship to its knees -- check; funny-ish yet annoying family members and sidekicks -- check; morning after sex scene -- check; scene in a coffee shop -- check; final disappointment that turns into final bliss -- check).
But then there's the soundtrack -- and that makes up for nearly all of that. The film starts with a parody of an 8os video, plays to a parody of an 8os song titled "Pop!-Goes My Heart". The song is actually quite good, in the way 80s pop songs can be, and the video is hilarious -- and the rest of the original songs involved in the film are just as cool and catchy (I had one of them caught in my mind exiting the theater, Maz had the other).
A fun watch, will make a Valentine's Day fortune, and honestly -- quite a bit better than most rom coms, but just.

6.75/10

And then that was that. We didn't get invited to the party -- fine by me -- so once the film ended, Maz and I just followed everyone out the doors, out the cinema, and walked on home, chatting about the movie -- which is essentially exactly what we do after any other regular screening.

And all in all, it was a fun, really cool experience -- but there are better ways to get your premiere out there, I'd think. This one wasn't really on the news much, especially compared to the other recent premieres they've had at the same cinema (Casino Royale springs to mind). I think what you want, as a promoter, with your premiere is to get buzz out of it -- I think first step when it comes to that is to have a good movie. Start with that. (It also helps if, as in the Bond scenario, your film is something people have been expecting for a long time -- whether because it's a franchise, it's star-packed, it's controversial, whatever) Second, I'd make sure to celebrity-pack the place -- even if you have to make it a charity thing and morally blackmail those people into showing up, do it. That's what gets people talking -- famous faces. The whole thing outside with the dancers was brilliant too -- people might be walking through Leicester Square with no idea what Music & Lyrics is and get caught by that. Little flyers and postcards, film festival-style, could help too -- that way if people are intrigued by it, see the posters, and wonder what it's about, they've got that to take with them, read as they walk, chat about, and maybe they'll want to see it the following weekend when they're at the cinema looking at showing times and debating what to see. And organize a parallel viewing for very select members of the press afterwards, for instance, or invite them -- like that guy on Sky, who's going to be covering the event the whole rest of the night and the next day on Sky anyway -- if you're confident about your film and believe in it, get his ass in there, and schmooze him. Because if he can end his report with something along the lines of "...and it's actually a pretty damn movie, too" then your premiere has done everything it can humanly do to get the buzz out. (I'm not plugging Sky -- that guy they've got actually annoys the piss outta me -- but that's how Mare and I get our premiere news. So either him, or whoever else is the most followed guy for that type of stuff)

I think that's what a premiere should set out to do. Get the people outside interested and intrigued -- and if they've never heard of the film, make them aware of it, by all means possible. (If your leads can autograph their pants off, that's good too -- make sure the diehard fans will stay die hard fans, talk about how cool your actors are, and I genuinely believe that people are more inclined to go see a movie if they just plain like the people involved). Get the people invited at the premiere, or paying to see the premiere, to feel they've got their money's worth -- because of the film first and foremost -- and the next time they see their friends over dinner or coffee or a phone call and are asked "what's new?" or "so how was the premiere?", they'll start spreading good word of mouth. Even before the bloody thing is out or reviewed anywhere. And third, make sure the public at large knows of it -- knows that this film is either an event, or being treated somewhat like an event, which must mean it's important, which must mean it's unmissable, which means they'll try and see it (especially if it gets well-reviewed).

**And a quick note. Just wanted to say thanks so, so much to Jenny (love ya!), Johnnie, and earlier on Tines, Heather and Arto for their cheers about the blog -- feels good to know it's somewhat entertaining. I'd hate to be one of those millions who write a blog even their family members don't want to read, so thanks to all of you for putting those fears to rest. (And that includes Maz too, of course. xx)**

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Movie Reviews: The Last King Of Scotland, Dreamgirls, Notes On A Scandal, Babel, Venus, Pan's Labyrinth

That's right -- we've been catching up on our Oscar contending films (hey, one must do their homework -- I personally swear, right here, right now, with you as my witnesses, that if I ever am lucky enough to be an Academy member, or a voting member for any Award society -- knock on proverbial wood -- I will make it a serious duty to see every single film nominated for a major category, even if it means spending some money out of my own pocket, and to thoroughly research the ones I cannot see. After all, we're talking about the high point of someone's career, here -- something that's going to save their life -- and something as morally important as the approval of your peers, so I'd like to make a point of that. I'm ticked off at most award nominations this year -- Emily Blunt acts about as expressively as a slice of tree trunk, and Mark Wahlberg, much as I like him, deserves that Oscar nomination about as much as Lindsay Lohan deserves a Purple Heart -- and I wanted to say I think it's ridiculous. There, Academy members who read this blog. HA!)

Anyway. Right. As usual, in the order that we've seen them in -- the reviews! (Minor spoilers within -- nothing a trailer or synopsis wouldn't have spoiled for you already.)

The Last King Of Scotland -- [Directed by docu director Kevin MacDonald, of Touching The Void fame, the film tells the story of a young Scottish doctor, Nicholas (James McAvoy), who right after graduating goes to Uganda to live the life, see the world, do something different and, well, maybe help out the poor people a little bit too. But right after his arrival, a military coup puts Idi Amin (Forest Whitaker) in power, and through a chance meeting with him, Nicholas becomes his personal physician -- a position in which he will be a prime witness to Amin's strategies, personal riches, and popularity -- but also to his ruthless ways.]
A terrific film. As some of you might know, I personally am a bit of a history buff, so the first time I saw the trailer for this, my Excite-O-Meter shot right through the roof -- especially considering how much of a Forest Whitaker fan I am (Ghost Dog, baby...Ghost Dog), and also how many good things Mare has told me about James McAvoy.
McAvoy is easily the revelation of this film -- if you're not from the UK, like me, his name and face might strike you as vaguely familiar, but if you are from the UK, then you'll know him as the kid from Shameless and the lead of the recently released, hilarious-looking 80s rom-com Starter for 10 (he's also had a small role in Wimbledon, and might have been spotted by some of you in that remarkable treasure mine of young talent known as Band Of Brothers). Here McAvoy impresses, dazzles, and wows -- I personally think his is the hardest part to play in the film since, instead of being a larger-than-life psychopath (it's always "easier" to play broad), he gets the hard duty of having to portray a kid who's irresponsible, selfish, and arrogant, but also a good doctor, with a good heart, and plenty of compassion. Basically, just a regular European kid, fresh out of school, amazingly relatable and likable but not very admirable. It's a part that's brilliantly written, also -- Nicholas is that usual proxy that the audience can relate and identify with, used by the filmmakers to pull us into the story, but in this case, he's neither bland nor dull nor stupid. He fucks up, he tries to fix it, fucks up some more, we care about him, we're angry with him -- he's like a brother we follow into this thing, cursing at him one minute and then rooting for him to get the hell out of there before he gets hurt the next.
And the person who might hurt him, of course, is our good old friend and mass murderer, Idi Amin. I grew up hearing the guy's name around the house, and for a couple years really thought it was just quite a melodious name -- I remember thinking it should be used for a Star Wars character or something. Forest Whitaker delivers here an amazing, amazing, AMAZING performance -- including the accent, the physicality, and the personal menace of the man -- which is truly the linchpin of the film. Considering this is less a straight biopic than a historical thriller, Amin, in film terms, is the baddie -- and Whitaker makes him into a wonderfully creepy, absolutely believable, knuckle-clenching one. He goes from laughing childishly to confiding earnestly to threatening ruthlessly -- all in the same minute of the same unbroken take at times -- and his Idi Amin, a big paranoid bully, is a sight to behold. He's got the fascinating charisma of violence and death, and his relationship with Nicholas is engrossing and fully credible because of it -- you can most definitely imagine that relationship of "trust", and you can also perfectly imagine that that's how Amin treats every single person who crosses his path.
The rest of the cast is also commendable -- Gillian Anderson soberly builds her character, the neglected, resigned wife of a mission doctor, into flesh and bone you can feel for and care about; and Kerry Washington pretty much makes up for The Fantastic Four and Little Man. The true third standout is David Oyelowo (Danny Hunter in Spooks) -- his character is quite simply the one you care the most deeply about, as he's a selfless, thoughtful black doctor in a black country ravaged by black men made ruthless by white ones, struggling against cynicism and despair every step of the way -- the kind of person you would want to be when it comes to your outlook on Africa.
Mention must be made for the filmmakers also. Peter Morgan -- my new favorite writer, the fantastic pen behind The Queen, Longford and the upcoming The Other Boleyn Girl as well as the amazing play Frost/Nixon) -- adapts Giles Foden's novel into the kind of story he does best -- a tense, amazingly cinematic human story, using history not only as a backdrop but as a tool in his plot and the core of his meaning and theme -- here essentially making a thriller about the destruction of Africa. And it actually works. The film is first-of-all a gripping descent-into-hell movie, starting as a drama and evolving into, as I said, a thriller -- but it also manages to make points about black-on-black violence, the influence of developed powers on African politics, and the evils of the negligence and condescensions of the common white man that many Oscar-aspiring dramas and epics fail to even suggest. And the whole thing is obviously brilliantly tied together by MacDonald, who, as a documentarian, knows how to let performances unfold, but also how to capture a flavor and an atmosphere -- his 70s Uganda looks, sounds, and feels real -- but also how to pace his story, how to keep it close to Nicholas, humanly the piece's anchor, and as a result, as the shit hits the fan and things get violently gruesome, it's made all the more powerful by the fact that, like Nicholas, we can sense it but are having enough fun and self-involved faith that we decide not to see it coming -- and when it inevitably does happen...
Like I said, a terrific movie. Wish I could make 'em like that.

9/10

Dreamgirls -- [Directed by Bill Condon, the movie is an adaptation of the Broadway musical, itself a fictionalized version of the true story of Diana Ross & The Supremes and their breakthrough as a Motown band. Deena (Beyonce), Lorell (Anika Rose) and Effie (Jennifer Hudson) are the Dreamettes, a young soul group looking for their big break. They get it when Curtis Taylor (Jamie Foxx), a ruthless manager, offers them to sing backup behind one of his biggest stars, James "Thunder" Early (Eddie Murphy). They agree -- only because Curtis promises them that this'll lead them to having their own act. But as betrayals unfold, it becomes obvious that the only person Curtis is out to help is Curtis...]
To be fair -- a much better film that I thought it would be. I had a particular aggressive bias against this film -- I don't like Jamie Foxx very much (man thinks he's God's gift to...well...everyone), I like Eddie Murphy better when he's a CGI donkey and not a real-life jackass, Jennifer Hudson, from what I've seen of her, annoys the piss out of me, and I don't really think Beyonce can act.
And to be honest -- if there's one thing that movie proved to me, is that that kind of thing just doesn't MATTER -- because in the end, they were all good and all perfectly cast, and regardless of someone's character or personality, if they make the character work, they make the character work.
It's far, far, far from a perfect movie -- it's staggeringly long (or at least, feels that way -- it doesn't need to be 130 minutes), and none of the songs are truly memorable at all (more on that later), except for "Patience" and "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going", both great, great songs. It's a very fantasy-like, soap opera-ish higher reality of things, and that works for most of the movie, but very often you get the feeling that there's no truth or humanity or flesh or bone or blood hidden all of it -- it's just very pretty and very tragic, but all in wonderful hairdoes and lovely dresses and great, soft, glossy lighting. And, for a musical, it gets incredibly repetitive -- you marvel at the editing and rhythm of it for the first half-hour, but after that, you just start wondering why every song has to be edited the same -- either as a standard montage or with the old camera-spinning-around-two-people-as-they-sing thing -- which not only dilutes the power of the couple of songs towards the end where the technique is used terrifically, but also makes every single song feel like a setpiece, the same way a bad James Bond action sequence feels like a set piece -- "oh, so that's why all of that was happening -- so they could get in front of the mirrors and beautifully SING!"
All that to say: I don't think this is a masterpiece, or worthy of any Best Picture nods anywhere. The film still very much works, though, mainly thanks to the two things: the material (ie, the script, w/o songs) and the acting. The story itself is almost tragedy of Greek proportions -- despite the (un)necessary happy-ish ending tacked onto the end -- and like every good Greek tragedy, it works wonderfully because of the characters, who are all three-dimensional, driven but flawed. Curtis Taylor might trample everyone he comes in contact with, serving himself more than any of them -- but didn't he also raise them all to levels of power and fame that they never would have reached without him? He might not be very far-sighted (in the end, it's people like Effie, the Aretha Franklins and the Smokey Robinsons, that people will remember -- not the dime-a-dozen early Motown sounds), but in the short run, didn't he serve the higher cause of bringing African-American song and art to a wider audience, putting it in the spotlight, getting it the attention, money, and publicity it deserved? Deena might selfishly take her chance at fame, sacrificing her friendships in the process, but doesn't she deserve it in a way too? Isn't she beautiful, a good singer, worked just as hard, and hoped just as much? And sure, Effie's got the best voice, and the true integrity -- but can you really be surprised at what happens to her with the attitude she has? As for Jimmy Early -- the man's got soul, he's got talent, he's got energy, and he wants it to get the recognition and praise it deserves -- can you really blame him, or not empathize with his struggle, when it means he has to sell his soul, and his musical identity, to a slick power-hungry devil?
And so on so forth. And the acting sells it terrifically. The obvious standout, as has been discussed, is Jennifer Hudson as Effie -- she's got soul, she's got balls, and she's going all out. Sure, you could argue it's not that hard a part -- after all, make the film take place in the 1990s, add a bunch of white people and audience votes, and it's pretty much her American Idol story -- but there's a difference between living something and being able to recreate it in front of a camera, take after take after take, for several months, to emerge with as consistent and remarkable a performance as this one. She'd deserve an Oscar if she won it (despite my personal appreciation of her not having changed -- and despite me thinking that Adrianna Barraza might just edge her out and win on the day -- more on that in my Babel review).
The other standout is of course Eddie Murphy, my personal favorite of the show. His character, a James Brown-alike, is full of energy, power, soul, showmanship, and Murphy struts through the film -- but still pulls off amazing moments of human frailty, disappointment, and frustration. He'll win an Oscar for this one too, methinks, and rightly so.
The rest of the cast is equally efficient -- James Foxx is perfect casting as slick slick Taylor Jr., and luckily we never have to listen to him really belting out in song; Beyonce does a solid job as Deena, and the only thing you could criticize her for is her blandness, but then again, that's who Deena's supposed to be; Danny Glover does usual, solid, enjoyable Danny Glover; and Keith Robinson, not much of an actor, does stick out just because of how kind and sweet a man he makes his C.C..
The film is let down, I personally think, by Bill Condon's directing. I for one like what he did writing Chicago, and I like his script here, but I think, as a director, he does to the movie exactly what Curtis Taylor does to his music: he makes it glossy, easy-to-swallow, unremarkable stuff. Every single song here melts into the next one, because they are all played to booming, epic, R&B orchestra arrangements that completely drown any potential uniqueness the songs have; and they are all played over a montage of glossy, poetic, colorful 70s soap opera images. A couple bits, which should be emotional high points in the story (the first singing of "Family" and Jamie Foxx singing to Beyonce that she's his "Dream") fall completely and ridiculously flat, the way they're orchestrated and the visuals they are combined to making them utterly cheesy and laughable. His direction is also often so self-aware of what an amazing show this is supposed to be, that it feels like it's basking in its own supposed awsomeness -- to me, a turn-off.
All in all, Dreamgirls came out, paradoxically, better than I thought it would be, but not as good as it could've been, but still thoroughly enjoyable entertainment, thanks greatly to the performers. (And a quick note to Paramount: considering the subject matter of the film, where we're supposed to feel bad for the more talented fat girl getting screwed and trampled over by the powers that be in favor of the hot bland one, I thought it was very ironic that they did the exact same thing in promoting Dreamgirls. Don't believe me? Take a look at the trailer. Jennifer Hudson has one line in the whole thing, coming 2/3rds of the way through, and has less actual screen time in the trailer than Anika Rose, a considerably lesser character -- and when she IS on screen, it's sitting at home, looking frumpy and grumpy. Also notice how Effie's big song in the film is played to footage of Beyonce dancing, and not Hudson. Still don't believe me? Ever wonder why, despite the obvious fact that Effie is the main character in this film, the only categories she's been pushed for in award competitions is Best Supporting Actress, when Beyonce was pushed for Best Actress (in the same way that, I don't know, Curtis tries to get Effie to sing back up to Deena in the film?)? And if you still, STILL don't believe me -- take a look at the three girls on the Dreamgirls poster. Can you see a fat one? No? All three of them are thin! One of them looks like Anika Rose, and the other two...why, the other two just fucking look like TWO Beyonces in different positions, don't they?)

7.5/10

Notes On A Scandal -- [Barb (Judi Dench) is a history teacher whose whole life is thrown upside down when she witnesses Sheba (Cate Blanchett), the school's new art teacher, having an affair with a young student (Andrew Simpson). At first, she protects Sheba's secret, but soon gets slowly obsessed with it...]
Based on the best-selling novel and adapted by respected theater director Richard Eyre, Notes On A Scandal is pretty much the perfect acting masterclass -- you get to sit back and watch two of the greatest actresses today face off for a couple hours.
The story is properly creepy -- neither of the characters is necessarily likeable (I mean, one of them is a married woman, who cheats on her husband, repeatedly, with a 15-year old; and the other is a judgmental, obsessive blackmailer), but both of them are fascinating -- and their struggle of power and secrets is just as captivating. I don't know if the film really has anything to say about anything -- but as a study of relationships, and as a straightforward psychological thriller, it's right up there with the best. The script is, in that sense, much better than the book -- but in counterpoint, the book was also a deeper, more interesting look at true loneliness, something that the film lacks.
Eyre's direction is perfect in the sense that it stays out of the way -- there's no distracting camera tricks, or manipulative music here. All the small choices are competently handled (casting a kid who looks and sounds like a 15-year old as the object of the affair is what makes the film work -- if the film had chickened out like most others with the same topic and cast Orlando Bloom or Ryan Gosling in the part, then a lot of it would've been laughable), and otherwise, Eyre just seems to stay out of his actresses' way, and rightly so.
Dench and Blanchett are both brilliant -- it's a tribute to their performances that, as terrific as they are, you never cease thinking of the characters as the characters, and not as Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett playing characters. You understand both of them, you empathize with both of them, you despise both of them, and inevitably you can't take your eyes off them.
A fun, grown-up time at the movies. Slightly irrelevant (there's no real message or theme to it, really, and the only thing it teaches us about relationships is that secrets are bad and obsession is creepy...wow, really?), but fascinating nonetheless.

7.5/10

Babel -- [Two shepherd boys, while playing with their father's rifle, accidentally shoot an American tourist in Morocco. A Mexican nanny tries to cross the US border with the kids she's in charge of to go to her son's wedding. And a teenage deaf-mute Japanese girl tries to find some physical contact in her life.]
Alejandro Gonzales Innaritu's third intersecting-stories-about-human-life spans three continents and deals with the age old problem of human communication. It's a moving, inspiring film, and as I write this pretty much the year's foremost Best Picture awards contender.
I have my problems with the film -- mainly that, well, it doesn't make any logical sense. First of all, if a single person involved has a cell phone, none of what we see can happen. Second of all, all four stories are started by the American couple (Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett) being stuck in a small Moroccon town for five days, because the ambulance that was coming for them was stopped by American authorities, who dispatched a helicopter instead, and this supposedly wasted time. Now, how exactly can the US government have any say in a Moroccan hospital sending whatever emergency vehicle they wish to send? And why would the Moroccan authorities obey them? The whole situation also stems from the US calling the shooting a terrorist attack -- something absolutely, completely absurd -- and from Inarritu's treating Morocco like a backward Third World country, which it most definitely is not. There's dozens and dozens of such plot holes in the film (the Mexican nanny takes two kids who are so obviously not hers -- being blonde and pale -- over the border, in a car driven by her drunk nephew, and doesn't even expect that it's gonna create trouble; she has to take the kids over the border because she can't find anyone else to look over them for 24hr days, but she never even asks the kids if they have school friends they could go stay with; the Japanese kid feels alone and alienated, despite having a whole community of deaf-mute friends -- conveniently enough not including any boys; and the whole Japanese story revolves around two policemen looking for the girl's dad, to question him about an issue they could pretty damn simply just call him about. And 247 other plot holes, some more important that these, but that I won't include here, just so as to not spoil the film for anyone who'd like to see it).
The film also has a certain pomposity to it -- a bit of the "look at us, we're telling an important story" syndrome -- and it does get quite repetitive in the way that it ends every one of its segments by fading out the sound of the scene and replacing it with moderno-alienation music, heavy-handedly indicating how everything thematically clicks together (just in case, you know, we were stupid enough to miss it). It also underlines how indie it is by making sure that at least one character in every strand of the story is seen, at one point or another, on the loo -- the cheap, easy, voyeuristic way of saying "look, we're a hard-edged indie film -- our characters poo!" I know. I've seen one of them doing it against a rock -- jerking off in the same time -- I don't need to be explicitly shown that people on all the other continents involved in the story pee and poo too. And I don't even have a college education!
That kind of filmmaking also gets a tad annoying coming from a filmmaker who, so far, has only been able to tell the same bloody story (a freak accident brings three different people or groups of people together, and they face life's harsh realities! Oh-my-GOD!) in all three of his well-known films (that would be this, Amores Perros, and 21 Grams), and all pretty much in the same style -- the grainy film and the shaky camera work and the "edgy" situations and the mix of modern and lyrical music, and so on. They're all good movies, but fuck, mate, you're a long way from being able to afford such self-satisfaction. No one's giving Brett Ratner any awards for making Rush Hour three times.
There's also some amazingly, amazingly distracting cameos in the thing -- there's a couple points where the story's intensity climaxes, and you're suddenly jerked out of it and start chuckling at the completely unexpected sight of Clifton Collins and Michael Pena, the latter looking like he's just stepped off the World Trade Center set and got lost.
But in the end, the film still works, and is a very moving piece, somehow -- probably because of the intelligence and pertinence in what it's trying to say (that the world is as fucked as it is, essentially due to our massive incapacity to communicate properly), and definitely because of the performances involved. Rinko Kikuchi, the talk of awards buzz everywhere, does a fair job -- she isn't necessarily mind blowing, mainly because all she has to do is play cut-off and isolated, and she does so just by looking frigid and sad most of the time. She does it well, but c'mon, there's only so much range to THAT. The standouts, to me, were Brad Pitt (terrific perf., and anyone who can even think about Mark Wahlberg being nominated for Best Supporting awards -- and Pitt not -- without feeling deeply and utterly ashamed and outraged should burn in Hell until Judgment Day comes, and they are condemned to burning some more, in hotter fires), Cate Blanchett (who does a great job of building a strong, credible character despite spending all her time lying down in a near-comatose state), Adriana Barraza (who gets the honor of getting the dumbest character in the film, but also the most decent, and she is involved in the most emotional scenes of the film), Gael Garcia Bernal (as Mare puts it, he never plays on his looks, and doesn't do so here either -- he just delivers a strong, believable character), and Mustapha Rachidi (I think -- who plays Moroccan father Abdullah, a simple, hard-working man, in a simple, hard-worked way). The two Moroccan child actors in the film also put the two American kids (one of them being Elle Fanning, Dakota's little sister) to shame -- the former being natural, energetic, and in the moment; the latter being, well, annoying and mannered. And it's not because that's how they're characters are supposed to be.
In the end, a solid film -- sad, moving, worth watching over and over again, but, again, that could've been much, much better, in an odd way (let's call it the Dreamgirls syndrome). Obvious things could have been improved -- I haven't met anyone yet who hasn't commented on the massive, gaping plot holes -- but weren't. It'll win Best Picture gongs, if only because no one might feel inclined to give them to a film about a family road trip movie (and an all-around better film, if you ask me), and it's definitely worth seeing -- but far from genius, far from the actual best of the year, and far from earth-shattering stuff.

8.5/10

Venus -- [An ageing actor (Peter O'Toole) meets his best friend (Leslie Phillips)'s niece (Jodie Whittaker) and gets taken by her. She's from the country, he's just had surgery that's made him impotent, and so, as could be expected, he shows her around the city, and she, well...turns the dirty old bastard on. Which, somehow, apparently helps him face his own mortality. Something like that.]
Another film which, I think, isn't worthy of all the praise it's getting. Don't get me wrong, it's a good film, but it's only really so because of its three actors -- the directing isn't all that good, the story isn't all it's cooked up to be, it doesn't add that much new to the old-man-and-young-girl genre, and in the end, as Mare annoyingly pointed out after exiting our screening, it does very much feel like the stuff of television specials, and not Oscar buzzy movies.
The story is very much a dirty, sordid affair -- after all, if you look at it with an objective eye, this is the story of a lonely old guy who takes advantage of how supposedly harmless his impotence makes him to flirt with a much younger, greener country thing, kiss her, and even check out her tits. Not that much fun if you think of it. It's something of an interesting affair because of how simply it takes its story -- basically saying, being old, lonely, impotent and incontinent is shit, and whoever you are, if you're in this guy's situation, and this girl walks into your life and you actually like her, and you know you're gonna croak soon, then you'd take one last jab at being young again too. Even if it means doing so through sad, small, irrelevant things -- telling her stories, arguing with her, and, well, seeing her boobies. It even almost celebrates that fact -- this is a guy who loves his life, and enjoys the little things, the little drinks with friends, nights at the theater, and yes, the female body.
That makes the film decent enough -- what elevates it above its material is, as has often been said already, its three leads. Peter O'Toole is the soul of the film, essentially playing a man not too removed from himself, but he does so very well, capturing every little moment of loneliness, of glory, of ecstasy and of pain. His character doesn't have much of an arc at all -- he starts a joyful old bastard and ends a joyful old bastard -- but 80-year olds don't change that much anyway, do they? His partner in crime, Leslie Phillips, is, in a way, the heart of the film -- a softer, gentler presence, near permanently grumpy, but always funny and sweet, and his character "suffers" the most interesting and endearing 3rd act turn. Newcomer Jodie Whittaker is also quite good, and her relationship with O'Toole is entirely believable and natural.
Catch it on DVD or on telly when it gets released (it looks like that's what it was conceived and intended for anyway) and it'll be worth it.

6.5/10

Pan's Labyrinth -- [In the fascist Spain of 1944, young Ofelia (Ivana Baquero) escapes a sad dreary world, over which govern her ill mother (Ariadna Gil) and her sadistic army captain of a stepfather (Sergi Lopez), through a magic labyrinth hidden in the woods]
Pan's Labyrinth is another one of those movies I've been expecting like mad. I'm a big Guillermo Del Toro fan -- from fun stuff like Mimic, to breathing energy and soul into lesser-known comic book heroes such as Blade II or Hellboy, to what I consider his masterpiece to date, The Devil's Backbone. Even his concepts for upcoming films (the Count of Monte Cristo as a western, for instance; or a new live-action Tarzan) always manage to tickle the film geek in me into frenzied excitement -- he's just one of those directors who can do things, visually and lyrically, that no one else can.
So seeing the Pan trailer for me was obviously a thrill -- and fantasies set in the Spanish Civil War era are now turning into Del Toro's specialty (see Devil's Backbone or his upcoming 3993). I also love the concept for the film, the storyline, the visuals -- everything about it. It just felt like one of those films that everyone can relate to and be amazed by, but that Hollywood (or anyone American, for that matter) can do.
And it is just that -- but it's also a very imperfect film, in the sense that it could have all tied up so well, it could have, thematically, been so much more powerful, and it could have been so so easily, but instead, it stays something of a wondrous fantasy, not quite fit for children because of the graphic violence spread throughout, and not quite enough for adults, because it misses the depth it so effortlessly could have had. Essentially, the real world and the fantasy world, in it, are supposed to parallel each other, which they only very vaguely do -- and in terms of what the film is very specifically trying to say, Del Toro is also very unfocused. Most of the film seems to be as metaphor about facing reality, growing up, and making your dreams and your imagination work in a shit, dreary world -- but then, in the 3rd act, it suddenly turns into a lesson about courage and sacrifice (boringly spelled out in so many words by two or three of the main characters, just to make sure we get it).

There's also a couple little annoying plot holes in there -- for instance, Ofelia has to pass certain tests for Pan, the Labyrinth Faun, one of which is to enter an evil creature's lair and steal a key without waking him up -- the trick being that the creature is sitting asleep at the end of a big banquet table, covered in foods, and he will wake up if you eat even the smallest mouthful of any of it. Fair enough -- been there, done that, shouldn't be too hard. Ofelia goes down to the lair right when it's supposed to be her bedtime, so supposedly right after supper; she's in there a grand total of four or five minutes; and the food on the table looks like disgusting stashes of sweaty clay and Play-Doh -- and still, after successfully stealing the key, and as she is seconds away from being outside (ie, close to home, where she can just get some fucking food), AND despite the previous warning from Pan AND the current frantic warnings from the little fairies accompanying her, Ofelia still grabs a couple disgusting-looking black grapes, covered in what seems to be dried semen (you can understand why they'd be irresistible to her), and eats them -- successfully waking up the creature, screwing up the test, and pissing off Pan, which precipitates the whole rest of the story. It's an annoying beat in the story because you know, you just KNOW, that the writer took the easy way out -- there's absolutely no reason to believe that Ofelia, otherwise the strongest willed of people, would suddenly be stupid enough, or enough of a pig, to go for that "food", deliberately knowing it's going to fuck everything up, when there's absolutely no reason to. I know it's supposed to be somewhat like Orpheus (you know, the Greek dumbass who went back to Hell to bring back his dead girlfriend, and was allowed to bring her back to Earth so long as he wouldn't turn around and face her until they were safely under the sun -- and who, lo and behold, resists until the last couple of steps out of Hell, and like an idiot, turns around to see her), but to that I say only two things: a) It's not because guys in loincloths 2,500 years ago bought it that I will; and b) What works as a metaphor of human frailty in that context only works as a weak, predictable, disappointing plot device here.
That aside, it's still a hell of a good time at the movies -- it's a unique vision, that only this director could've cooked up, and you can tell from his pick of time, place, visuals and cast. Those all gel together quite well -- the real world of 1944 Spain, the Spain of guerillas and torture, mixes in perfectly with the fantasy world of Pan and his fairies, mostly thanks to Eugenio Caballero's production design and Guillermo Navarro's terrific lighting, which combine to make both similarly raw and dark, in the same tones of blues and reds. A nod should definitely go to whoever, with Del Toro, conceived Pan, the fairies, the Pale Man, and all other creatures involved in this -- they look awesome, they look frightening, they look unique, they look just damn perfect, and if anyone ever asks me which film creatures I remember best from 2006, then fuck Dead Man's Chest and its CGI Davey Jones -- these guys will stick with me for much, much, MUCH longer.
The cast is brilliant all around, as Spanish casts tend to be. Special mentions are well-earned by Maribel Verdu (of Y Tu Mama Tambien fame), whose Mercedes is the moral anchor of the film, and who brings all the strands of the story together; also by Sergi Lopez, a terrific thesp and personal favorite, who's made his career over the years jumping between French and Spanish films, and is now getting some international attention, and rightly so; and unnoticeable Doug Jones, the new Andy Serkis, the king of motion capture, who did Abe Sapien in Hellboy and several imps in Doom, and will be the Silver Surfer in the upcoming Fantastic Four sequel -- here he portrays both Pan and the Pale Man, in heavy costume and makeup, speaking in a language he doesn't speak, in a film where everybody else speaks the same language he doesn't speak, and he's absolutely terrific. His performance is, when it comes to it, what brings both creatures alive.
Last but not least, I wanted to make a quick mention of Javier Navarrete's tremendous score, simple in its conception, built around a simple, haunting theme -- and the most memorable film score I have heard all year.

8/10